Been a real long time since my last post, so here’s another post. Have been wanting to post for quite a long while now but couldnt really get myself to it because I dislike giving short ‘unloving’ posts. Like uh, no heart in it yeea. But I can’t say i got the heart to post now anyway haha. SO anyway, i dont know what to type about. I wanted to tell a story, i think. so here goes:

Once upon a time, there was a stupid boy who got drunk real bad. He laid down on a train track and a train barely missed him. The police woke him up and he gave them the finger :D The end. Go read it below!

Train misses drunken teen napping on track

PARIS (Reuters) – A drunk French teenager narrowly escaped death on Sunday after falling asleep on a railway track and slumbering undisturbed as a high-speed train roared over him, police said.

The 19-year old, whose name was not released, remained fast asleep face down on a stretch of track near Saint Nolff in southern Brittany, as the Quimper to Paris train passed, leaving only a few grease stains on the back of his jacket.

The driver saw the body lying on the tracks and slammed on the brakes, but was only able to stop a few hundred meters further on.

“It was his unconscious state that saved him really, as he lay there completely still like a dead body,” said a spokesman for the local police force, adding that the clearance under the train is only around 20 centimeters.

According to the spokesman, the teenager was making his way back from the Saint Nolff music festival when he stopped to take a nap on the railway line.

Roused by police and fire fighters who attended the scene, the young man gave a one-fingered salute before rolling over and going back to sleep.

He was subsequently transferred to a nearby hospital where police say he is still recovering from his alcohol binge.

“He’s not really aware of what happened,” said the police spokesman.

(Reporting by Vicky Buffery, editing by Paul Casciato))

Only happens in Paris haha. If this was Singapore, you either went splat or straight to jail. haha thats my typical trick to make my posts seem longer. I think i should stop doing it soon. But i mean, its just sharing uh funny stupid stuff. Actually i get them from gmail’s adverts/whatnots above the inbox. It’s from reuter’s oddly enough news. yeea.

Happy | Leona Lewis

That’s a good song, but it didnt stay in my head as bleeding love did. But still, its awesome.



6 Responses to “so what if my feet ran out of ground”  

  1. 1 davinryan

    whoa. In singapore if you fell in you’d be fried to a crisp by the huge current there in the tracks…

    oh I don’t mind reading the additional newspaper report in your article, cause otherwise I wouldn’t have come across something so funny XD

    eh you say this post no heart? doesn’t sound heartless leh oO

  2. hmmm maxy, stop stealing information.
    ahah here’s a list of potential interesting topics.

    1. THE GARGOYLES. i challenge you to watch all the seasons. it’s good, they have MACBETH in it.
    2. painting houses smelling of pee and doing a good job.
    3. doing anything and everything but studying for eoys hahaha.
    4. ooh i heard your school’s motto is ” hope of a better age. ” right?

  3. 3 Max

    davinryan>> haha no heart as in like, i got not that much mood to post. and i always lose the mood when i actually get to my blog. gosh my blog must be pretty boring for that to happen to the author. hahaha.

    minn hwei>> 1. HAHA as you said. its a CHALLENGE to watch all the seasons = its tough to endure.
    2. okayyyy i’ll blog that soon enough. but than right, i dont like blogging the same stuff as other people and since thats a batch thing, i think half the batch already blogged it.
    3. ahaha but i AM mugging!
    4. -.- how is that even a topic? but yea, it is.

  4. hahahahah okay fine, so you’re radical LOLLL.
    paint my house maxyyyy!
    I AM MUGGING TOO PFFT.
    hahahah idk, i just asked for fun!

  5. 5 davinryan

    nah I don’t find your blog boring at all, at least in comparison to mine =P hahaha

  6. 6 Max

    minn hwei>> i’m radical? no lor, i like to stick with the norm. just that sometimes the norm is boring. and no thanks, i dont want to paint your house. if i did i’ll make sure its the worst looking house around :D

    davinryan>> hahaha its boring to me! i suppose it’s my life i’m telling myself about anyway. hahaha.


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